Sunday, April 6, 2008

Commitment Dissected

a random conversation between a pig and the sun who suppose to be resting in bed....

sun: I don't get it why it's so hard for guys to commit...

pig: hmm I think from a guy's point of view it's not about the commitment

sun: no I think it's all about the commitment..

pig: no babe, I believe it's more about the responsibility that a guy should take..

sun: what responsibilities, he just have to stick with one girl

pig: well, i don't mind sticking with one girl, but the problem is we do want to make the girl happy, and with that comes the responsibilities..

sun: well if it is about money what about you? you have a freaking factory..

pig: correction, my dad has the freaking factory..

sun: well it's going to be yours in the end...

pig: that's the key word "in the end" I can't very much feed my wife and kids with a future right? would love to though if it is all possible

sun: *long sigh...*

don't we agree guys??

Thursday, November 8, 2007

more tea? or just moody?

an unfortunate place witnessing the event of two people that share the same pms

pig: will you relax already..

sun: I can't? Am I reading too much? or it's just the pms?

pig: It's both, come on.. what he didn't do this time?

sun: I just don't get it, why men can be sweet and attentive today and be aloof the next?

pig: babe, no guy can maintain sweetness all the time, the one who does turn out to be stalker material and serial killer

sun: and they call us women moody..

pig: well... while we men do it in matter of days, you women do it in about every 5 minutes..

sun: *gasp*... fine

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

single guy vs married friends

trying to hang with married friends

friend 1: dude are u in bed at 10:30?

friend 2: I'm always in bed at 10:30, what's going on?

friend 1: let's go out, hang and have fun..

*looking at friend 2's wife*

friend 1: can he go out? Does he allowed to go out?

friend 2: Don't ask my wife's permission, I'm not a 7 years old..

friend 1: so can you go out?

*friend 2 looking at his wife mouthing: can I go out?*

Monday, October 8, 2007

The King entourage

after two kinds of pork and one canibalism in a chinese parlor lunch hour

sun: hey I watched the Lion King last nite..

pig: oh I love that movie, specially that timon and pumba

sun: yeah yeah.. they are so funny.. timon is so selfish and know it all, and pumba is like loyal, patient and do whatever timon ask him to do..

pig: yeah.. I wonder if such relationship exist in....... real life.......

sun: (looking at pig)

pig: (looking at the sun)

both: huahahahaha...

sun: well at least I'm way hotter than timon

pig: I'm a lot skinnier than pumba... here finish that pork skin..

sun: luv you babe..

pig: hahaha luv u too babe...

nothing beats a conversation with a great friend in the middle of the day talking crap and labeling ourselves

Sunday, September 30, 2007

:)

Your fragile, folded wings
are just tired from the pure blue sky
you don't have to force your smile for anyone
it's okay to smile... for youself

As long we can swim freely in our dreams
we won't need the sky anymore
even if you can't let go the past
I'll still be there to meet you tommorow

Your fragile, folded wings
are just tired from the pure blue sky
you don't have to force your smile for anyone
it's ok to smile... for yourself....


~Bleach opening theme

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Conversation between a pig and the sun

Act 1
sipping coffee at nite since alcohol tend to create a more dramatic situation

the sun: I have a PROBLEM!!

pig: sure, you and everybody else

the sun: my problem is bigger

pig: bigger than the peace in middle east?

the sun: much bigger..

pig: I doubt that...

the sun: why you always be a smartass..

pig: because you always exagerrate on how big your problem is.. I just don't get it why you'd do that

the sun: because... it's mine....

pig: *gubrak*

Act 2
some where in the jungle called aisle number 4

the sun: ooohhhhh sour cream and onion potato chip, I love these!!!

pig: hmmm yeah you and most women..

the sun: oh yeah, I wonder why that is?

pig: I don't know maybe because most women are bitter??

the sun: *SLAP*

Act 3
escalator scene, don't try this at home..

the sun: you know what, one of my friend's friend said something that distrub me

pig: oh what she said?

the sun: she said I'm macho, do you think I'm macho

pig: How can I even think you are macho, when I have seen you in a pink dress not once but twice

the sun: so, still.. is that the vibe I give to everyone?

pig: let's put it this way.. don't try to hit them..

the sun: huh?

pig: because you certainly don't hit like a girl..

the sun: *PUNCH*

pig survived the fall tho...

Saturday, July 28, 2007

to bucks broad and booze

listening to groove armada kickin beat

dreaming about the all the future to come

feeling the lines of my new tennis racket

considering my options

thinking about all the things that got me here

some bad some are good

contemplating singlehood

and to those people that have been and still matter in my life

thank you...

damn.. this is one of the reason I should go out on saturday night..

thinking got me melancholic all the time...

here's to bucks, broads, and boozes

Cheers....