Conversation between a pig and the sun

Act 1
sipping coffee at nite since alcohol tend to create a more dramatic situation

the sun: I have a PROBLEM!!

pig: sure, you and everybody else

the sun: my problem is bigger

pig: bigger than the peace in middle east?

the sun: much bigger..

pig: I doubt that...

the sun: why you always be a smartass..

pig: because you always exagerrate on how big your problem is.. I just don't get it why you'd do that

the sun: because... it's mine....

pig: *gubrak*

Act 2
some where in the jungle called aisle number 4

the sun: ooohhhhh sour cream and onion potato chip, I love these!!!

pig: hmmm yeah you and most women..

the sun: oh yeah, I wonder why that is?

pig: I don't know maybe because most women are bitter??

the sun: *SLAP*

Act 3
escalator scene, don't try this at home..

the sun: you know what, one of my friend's friend said something that distrub me

pig: oh what she said?

the sun: she said I'm macho, do you think I'm macho

pig: How can I even think you are macho, when I have seen you in a pink dress not once but twice

the sun: so, still.. is that the vibe I give to everyone?

pig: let's put it this way.. don't try to hit them..

the sun: huh?

pig: because you certainly don't hit like a girl..

the sun: *PUNCH*

pig survived the fall tho...