single guy vs married friends

trying to hang with married friends

friend 1: dude are u in bed at 10:30?

friend 2: I'm always in bed at 10:30, what's going on?

friend 1: let's go out, hang and have fun..

*looking at friend 2's wife*

friend 1: can he go out? Does he allowed to go out?

friend 2: Don't ask my wife's permission, I'm not a 7 years old..

friend 1: so can you go out?

*friend 2 looking at his wife mouthing: can I go out?*

The King entourage

after two kinds of pork and one canibalism in a chinese parlor lunch hour

sun: hey I watched the Lion King last nite..

pig: oh I love that movie, specially that timon and pumba

sun: yeah yeah.. they are so funny.. timon is so selfish and know it all, and pumba is like loyal, patient and do whatever timon ask him to do..

pig: yeah.. I wonder if such relationship exist in....... real life.......

sun: (looking at pig)

pig: (looking at the sun)

both: huahahahaha...

sun: well at least I'm way hotter than timon

pig: I'm a lot skinnier than pumba... here finish that pork skin..

sun: luv you babe..

pig: hahaha luv u too babe...

nothing beats a conversation with a great friend in the middle of the day talking crap and labeling ourselves