by Rudolph a friend at one nite in gelato bar

Harga Diri VS Horny

You have a high standard.
Sadly, you find that the stock of male (or female if you insist!) around here is somewhat ‘going to the dogs’ as the British would say it.

And so you join us.
We who think that as premium products (of course!), we deserve the same.
And thus, we are also – Singles without prospect.

And you’re thinking …
‘i’m very horny, and not getting any… should I lower my standards?’
And there you go ladies and gentlemen, the first steps towards whoring yourselves!
Steps that I have taken myself.

As my dear friend Mia would describe it, you can divide your price range from 1 to 5. 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest. Safe pricing would be 2-3, and Premium would be 4-5. And whichever range you wish to play in is up to you, as long as you can back it up.

She would say : each field comes with its pros and cons, your choice. Mana-mana aja. Asal jangan main di lima aja bo! Sadar diri dikit…
(She was talking about business, but who cares! i say it's relevant!)

Of course all this is not that simple. We are trapped between our wish to find someone that is just right for us, and our desire to just find someone. Between the fear of not finding the right one and the fear of not finding any at all!

So, would you sacrifice quality for quantity ?
Or would you stand being alone and risk finding no one ever? Rather than trying with someone that doesn’t meet up to your high standard?

Another friend of mine – Olive , who suck at driving, laughed when I asked her that.
‘Harga Diri and Horny? Which is more superficial?’ she said.

And I guess that kinda answer it all. They are both superficial.
Finding a mate by filtering them through some made-up standard won’t get you the ‘right one’, it will only get you the one you logically think is best. Logic ain’t gonna make you warm at night.

On the other hand, if you’d go with just anyone willing so you don’t end up horny, you might as well work hard, get rich, and buy clean and premium prostitutes.
Cause boyfriends are not just something to keep around to fight loneliness. You buy dolls for that. Or Dildos.

So what?
I’d say : forget the standards but don’t be a cheap slut, do what your heart tells you, and buy a dildo just in case you get too horny– one night stands might not sound as nice after a venereal disease.

And don’t be afraid to be lonely. That’s just life. :)
Besides, you ain’t gonna be lonely if you have a friend like me.

Trust me. I'll call you every night and force you to listen to my woes for hours on end. If you hang up on me, i'l come to your house.

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